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Jan 29
2010

Kenyans in the diaspora want to elect an MP to represent them in the August House.

Posted by: Ibrahim Nyamboki

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Ibrahim Nyamboki

Kenyans in the diaspora are demanding an opportunity to elect a representative to Parliament.

They have consequently asked the Committee of Experts to include a clause in the harmonised draft constitution allowing for the creation of an “Abroad Constituency”.

Speaking on behalf of the Kenyan Community Abroad, Mr John Maina, said it was impractical to ask those in the diaspora to travel to their rural areas to vote.


Jan 06
2010

Jamaican-born radical cleric stuck in Kenya after countries refuse to grant transit visas

Posted by: Rechelle Nyambura

Rechelle Nyambura

NAIROBI, Kenya — A Jamaican-born radical Muslim cleric who once led a London mosque attended by convicted terrorists is stuck in Kenya despite attempts to deport him because other nations are refusing to allow him to transit through their countries, officials said Tuesday.

Sheik Abdullah el-Faisal is being expelled from Kenya because of his history of being involved in terrorist activities, Kenya's immigration minister said. Britain has said that el-Faisal's teachings heavily influenced one of the bombers who carried out the 2005 transport network bombings in London that killed 52 people.

El-Faisal - who has called for Americans, Hindus and Jews to be killed - travelled from Nigeria and through Angola, Malawi, Swaziland, Mozambique, and Tanzania by road before coming to Kenya, said a Kenyan official who spoke on condition of anonymity because he is not authorized to speak on the issue.


Jan 05
2010

Kenya Police make statement on the ongoing Matatu strike.

Posted by: Elvis Freshly

Elvis Freshly
The strike has been called by the Matatu Welfare Association only; the Matatu Vehicle Owners Association was not part of it.
The strike was timed to coincide with the busiest Monday of the annual calendar when Kenyans are travelling back to work from their holidays and children are going back to school. The intention of the striking Matatu operators was to cause the maximum pain, disruption and inconvenience to innocent Kenyans. This is blackmail and the Kenya Police finds it unacceptable.
The current traffic operation is not targeted at Matatu alone; it is targeted at all vehicles and motorists. Its intention is not to harass Matatu drivers or other motorists, it is intended to save lives and enforce traffic law. Steps have been taken to apprehend any police officer demanding bribes from offending drivers. Those caught will face very severe consequences.
Matatu operators and the public in general are assured that every possible effort is being made to ensure that traffic police officers are courteous and honest in their dealings with motorists, including PSV drivers.
The police department is implementing a policy of zero-tolerance for corruption as part of ongoing internal reforms.
Last year alone, we prosecuted 26 officers, five of them police inspectors, who were caught receiving bribes from motorists. We will continue with these efforts until discipline and professionalism is instilled in all aspects of traffic management.
Corruption should, therefore, not be used as an excuse for disobedience of the law. All Kenyans know that in recent years, Matatu operators have become notorious for disobeying traffic regulations and laws. The gains made in 2003/4 have largely been lost because Matatu operators are either not fitting safety belts or requiring passengers to use them.
A good number of Matatu operators have either removed or tampered with speed governors. Many are defying regulations on noise pollution.
Rare is the Matatu driver who operates his motor vehicle with courtesy to other motorists, pedestrians and passengers.
The result is that Kenya is going back to the bad old days of sheer chaos on our roads and a rising number of deaths and serious injuries.
Being on our roads has become a nightmare for both passengers and motorists yet again.
Kenyans in general and Matatu operators in particular are hereby informed that this state of chaos and carnage cannot be allowed to stand.
The current traffic operations will not only continue, they will be stepped up both by the police and the directorate of motor vehicle inspection. And this is not a one-off crackdown, this will be a continuous exercise until sanity returns to our roads and Kenyans can travel in safety and comfort.
There is no ambiguity about whose responsibility it is to enforce traffic law and regulations: it is the job of the police, with help from other competent authorities.
Those Matatu operators who are willing to obey the law, to put the lives of Kenyans before money, are urged to put their vehicles back on the road and resume the essential service which they offer the nation. Police will endeavour to guarantee their security.
Those operators who want to continue operating as a lawless underworld, the sooner they get out of Matatu business the better. There is no place for lawlessness on our roads or any other part of our society. Only law-abiding and roadworthy public service vehicles which are operated in compliance with traffic laws will be allowed to operate.
Kenya Police regrets the inconvenience caused passengers across the country by the blackmail by some Matatu owners. The Commissioner of Police is saddened that even some innocent children were unable to attend school today.
However we appeal to Kenyans to be patient and to persevere. In the end, the current operation will make our roads safer and travel more comfortable.
The Commissioner of Police takes this opportunity to appreciate all those Kenyans including the media, who have come out strongly to support the rule of law.

Dec 30
2009

How stupid can Kenyans get? Unbelievable...

Posted by: Elvis Freshly

Elvis Freshly

'..Residents of a village in Naivasha called Chechnya who took advantage of a Nakuru-bound train’s derailment to scoop unrefined cooking oil. In a scene horribly reminiscent of that, which occurred in Sachang’wan on the Nakuru-Eldoret highway on Sunday, these villagers armed themselves with containers and rushed to the scene of the accident to reap where they had not sowed. And they did not appear moved by reports that the oil was poisonous, insisting they would hold onto the product until they got buyers..'


Dec 29
2009

Kikuyu Bars and Restaurants names

Posted by: Ziggi

Ziggi

TRUST KIUKS TO NAME BARS.....

1. ndikuinuka umuthi bar & restaurant.
2. munyaka bar and restaurant.
3. tukundanire bar and restaurant
4. wenda gikeno bar and restaurant
5. Múúkio ta wa njogu Bar and Restaurant
6. Túcungwa twega Bar and Restaurant.
7. Mungiki Bar and Restaurant
8. Reke maarie Bar & Restaurant
9. Nyakinyua Nungu Bar & Restaurant
10. Kamushugwa or kamuchugwa 'ini
11. Kíragita kíruithio Bar & Restaurant.
12 tabu bar and hideout.
13. Kumi Kumi Bar Restaurant and Lodge
14. Ripa kabra ya Kunywa Bar, Restaurant
15. Kurara Lodge
16. Kanyanyaini Bar Restaurant and Lodge
17. Ripa Kesho Bar restaurant and Lodge
18. Ninyuo ninyuo bar restaurant and Lodge
19. Dynamo cia Makeri Pub
20. Athamaki A Kabati bar & rest
21. Mera Cinoke Kibera Pub & Rest
22. Wazee wa kazi Bar & Rest
23. Mucene Bar & Rest
24. Magomano Bar & Rest
25. Githeri-ini Bar and Restaurant:
26. Tonyia inji ikumi Bar and Restaurant:
27. Redi cia Muthithi Bar and Restaurant
28. Muchatha Bar and Restaurant
29. Kahura kanua bar & restaurant
30. Gukena bar and restaurant
31. Magomano ma athuri bar & restaurant
32. kuda-kuda bar and restaurant
33. Kahuruko kega bar& Restaurant
34. Moi dagacoka Bar and Restaurant
35. Nyaka~nga bar& Restaurant
36. Miitu ya ndaracaini bar and restaurant
37. Wandahuhu kwendia mwana bar and restaurant.
38. Thoko ya mitugo miaganu bar and restaurant.
39. Kariua ni mucii Bar and restaurant.
40. tuthugumire cia kahua bar and restaurant
41. Ukuigua uguo bar and restaurant
42. kahuruko ga kabati bar and restaurant.
43. thendi cia Bonathi bar and restaurant.
44. Mung'ari wa saba saba bar and restaurant.
45. Wandindikira kii Bar and restaurant.
46. MUGITHI Bar and Restaurant
47. GUTAHEKA NA KWONA DUMA Bar & rest
48. Kikuyu Anadinya Jaluo Bar
49. Tahika na ukome bar and restaurant
50. Kunywa ta magui ikumi.... bar and restaurant.
51. rigika bar and restaurant.
52. Njoroge ee ruraya... bar and restaurant

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We do hate to waste chums……..LOL!! The local newspaper funeral notice telephone operator received a phone call.
The woman on the other end asked, "How much do funeral notices cost?"
"5 shillings per word, Ma'am," came the response.
"Good, do you have a paper and pencil handy?"
"Yes, Ma'am."
"OK, write this: 'Mwangi died.'"
"I'm sorry, Ma'am; I forgot to tell you there's a five-word minimum."
"Hmmph," came the reply, "You certainly did forget to tell me that."
A moment of silence. "Got your pencil and paper?"
"Yes, Ma'am."
"OK, print this: 'Mwangi died, Toyota for sale.'"


Dec 29
2009

Most Gals on Kenyahub wanatafuta MABWANA!!

Posted by: Ziggi

Ziggi

sio uongo wanaume wenzangu, madems wengi who are online and are members of message boards and forums like kenyahub, mashada, etc are on a mission. Wako single na wametafuta south to north, east to west but wamekosa shari wakum marry. The only option left for them to search is in forums like this one where they can find responsible romantic handsome men like mi. Just look around and see how attractive the names of gals in kenyahub are. The more a name is eye pulling then the more dangerous and desperate the woman is. I will metion afew

1. supu: huyu ni bwana anatafuta, anakaribia ama ame ingia ma 30s, time is running out for her

2. Pendo: huyu anataka relationship na mapenzi. She has not being in love for a while.

3. Lovely, lovemat: same as above

4. cutie: Huyu ame enda ma club akakosa, ame attend ma weddings aka kosa, ata aka okoka ndio aende church kusakanya akakosa, ame wastiwa tuu na wanaume juu once u show ua udesparado wanaume strike quick and leave u in tatters . her only option ni forums

5. Kitheremende: ati anajifanya ni wa ubabini ndio guys here think she is the one. uta think ni wa lavi au springy but manzi ni kinyagarika wa kangemi kangemi hivi. She is looking for a well off man in forums.

am still studying some of the ladies in kenyahub will be back at u.


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